Tuesday, May 28, 2013

"Can we just go in there and shit?"

10:43 AM Amsterdam

                For the first time on this trip, we’re sleeping a lot and not walking a million miles per day.  The absence of soreness in my legs and feet was surprising at first, but then I remembered that they’re not actually supposed to chronically be hurting! Yesterday we got up around 9:30, okay I got up at 9:30, Andy was sick all morning (see his blog post) so he was up at like 6. Ha. The free breakfast included with the hostel is not good at all, although it was probably made worse due to the fact that we really weren’t feeling well yesterday morning… There is some bread to make toast, cut up apple or orange, hard boiled egg and two choices for cereal, mystery flakes or mystery cocoa pebbles.  The coffee is Nescafe (ouch, I’m really missing Marie’s breakfast!); the room to sit in to eat is downstairs and has a really bad funk in the air that was making our stomachs turn.  Then someone came down and sat next to me who smelled really bad… needless to say, breakfast was not a very pleasant experience for us :P
                After going back to bed for a while, we got up, showered, and set out in search for some decent coffee and food.  We had some crepes and coffee at a nearby bar where people were already drinking beers and smoking (it’s about noon) and then a little while later, had a ridiculous looking hot dog from a vendor.  They were hot dogs in a gigantic bun covered in cheese and pepperoni like a pizza.  Talk about grossly delicious!  Holland is known for its dairy, so there are cheese shops everywhere and the cheese on this dog was delicious. The hot dog itself? Well I’m a bit of a hot dog snob but these weren’t even as good as the cheapest Oscar Meyers at home.
                Amsterdam is such a wonderfully chill city; you really never feel unsafe when walking around.  Even the narrow alleyways that look dodgy still feel safe; and you know by now that if Amsterdam had a dodgy section, Andy and I would find it.  We walked around the canals into a residential area and then through that to a park by a college. We think part of what makes this city so chill is the lack of traffic.  Pretty much everyone rides their bikes and the bike roads are almost as big as the real roads!  You also have to be super careful as a pedestrian, because the cyclists rule the roads.  I saw this woman get massively “schwinned” by a biker who was not about to stop because some tourist didn’t look both ways before crossing the bike path! Public restrooms aren't very common around here, though, I actually had my first encounter with a bathroom that actually charges you (50 cents) to use the toilet.  It's always a question of "where are we gonna pee?!" if we've been just wandering around for half the day and not sitting anywhere to eat or near the hostel. Today we overheard a couple frazzled Americans looking to find a toilet and one said to the other "can we just... go in and shit?" and Andy and I burst out laughing. Americans.
With our luck, we just bought Andy a new sweatshirt the day before, only to have to weather turn from cold to amazingly sunny and warms.  We sat in a plaza with a big Rembrandt statue in it and had ice cream (mmm Haagen Daas) and got stalked by some excited pigeons.  If you can’t tell by now, we’re not really doing anything in this city except walk around, sit in parks and eat!  We got a bottle of water from a convenience store and the guy short changed us by 2 €. You have to watch out for that in Europe – a lot of tourists just assume they’re getting the correct change back and don’t check.  I read that it’s mainly people working exchange booths but it could be merchants as well.  Always know what your price should be, and always count your change.  Andy was paying attention like always and we got our 2€.
                The street performers in Amsterdam are pretty exciting, we saw one guitarist (not very good), a cello player (very good!) and a guy doing a trick/comedy show involving a 10ft unicycle, knife juggle and whatnot.  We stopped by and watched his show for a good 20 minutes (see the pictures when I post them!), we gave him the 2€ we almost got short changed!  We figure a guy who can ride a 10ft unicycle while juggling machetes is deserving of our 2€ coin. Ha.
                We spent the rest of the night at the hostel, blogging, organizing train tickets to Switzerland, drinking (a little), and eating pizza.  There isn’t really a ton to do in this city outside of drinking and smoking.  There are some spots on the map marked with live music but who knows if that’s only during the weekends and they’re not that close by the hostel.  Today we’re walking to a large park with spots on the map called “Do-Nothing Hang Out Spots” – our hostel owners do have a sense of humor.  So we’re off to do nothing and hang out!  We have to do our laundry first though… what a drag.  There is a Laundromat right next door that we’re going to – apparently Andy’s sick of wearing dirty clothes :P

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